Patagonia | Dipping a Toe in Chelenko

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Dust clouds billow behind the car, pursuing us and clinging to the rain soaked rear window. Another corner of mud and loose gravel, and another minor slide out as the tyres lose their traction. We haven’t seen another car for a while, does anyone else know about this “famous” highway? Carretera Austral – the great Southern Highway, seemingly to Nowhere. If Nowhere consists of weather-veiled mountains of extraordinary scale; aquamarine lakes that stretch beyond the borders of the country, and a 1,240km highway (half of which is unpaved) that stops at a dead end in the middle of this vast, dramatic landscape, then this is Nowhere.

But there is something in the atmosphere here, even through the immense grey of rain and fog, I can feel it: ancient magic in the air. And when the mist moves in great curls, you think a section of sky will be revealed, and instead a mountain peers down, then you know you are Somewhere.

My journey begins in Coyhaique, the biggest city along Chile’s Carretera Austral, and the closest city to Balmaceda airport. Two cars full of brothers-in-law and their partners, my partner, and me.

Car Hire in Balmaceda (click for more)

Balmaceda is a tiny, remote village with a tiny but significant airport. There are several hire car kiosks operating at Balmaceda airport, which you can book online prior to arrival. https://aeropuertodebalmaceda.cl/servicios/?lang=en

The smoky air of Winter’s approach fills my lungs in Coyhaique. The small wooden buildings with pitched rooftops make it feel much less like a city, and more like a small town, with the colours of the surrounding mountains visible from any angle. We seek coffee and lunch in a beautiful cafe, where the sun breaks the cloud and warms my back through a cheerful little window, before heading to a supermarket for essentials.

Coyhaique Essentials

We follow Route 7 south along the Carretera Austral, eagles and the odd condor soaring alongside the dark mountains in the distance. The dramatic landscape seems to get closer, sloping forests of vibrant fiery shades, and a brilliant blue river that snakes and tumbles alongside the highway. Past the tiny town of Villa Cerro Castillo, the road winds through a dramatic valley, when suddenly, the road surface ceases to exist! Rumbling off the smooth asphalt onto dirt and gravel, this isn’t the end of the highway. No, this is just the beginning.

Carretera Austral

Due to the nature of the landscape, the Carretera Austral is a constant work in progress. At least 50% of the 1,240km highway is unpaved. The sheer length of the route, mixed with its remote position, and seasonal storms, means that there isn’t any point trying to pave the southern half, as it will need redoing before it even gets finished! Workers re-level and patch up the gravel highway in sections all year round, so you will always find roadworks somewhere along the way.

Rain smudges the windscreen with hues of grey, not a view in sight, just an endless gravel road blurred at the edges. No one speaks for tiredness and concentration. There was much discussion in the planning stages of this Chile trip, whether or not we should go to Patagonia. Of course, everyone wanted to, it was just a matter of time and money, as it would be a short side quest to the main trip. We knew it was coming into the down season; that the weather might be awful, and a lot of places would be closed. We also knew we’d only have time to visit one part. So if we couldn’t do Patagonia ‘whole-heartedly,’ should we do it at all?

Best Seasons for Travelling

High Season: Dec – Feb (Summer)
Pros: Mild temperatures, better weather, vibrant colours, active wildlife
Cons: Trails and attractions get very busy, high demand pushes prices up, it can be very windy

Shoulder Seasons: Oct – Nov (Spring) & Mar-Apr (Autumn)
Pros: Spring flowers or autumn colours, less crowded, cheaper
Cons: Unreliable weather, some tours may not operate, some businesses are closed

Down Season: May – September (Winter)
Winter in Patagonia is known for its freezing temperatures, wet weather, and lack of daylight hours. While it is peak ski season, travelling can be treacherous and you can expect flight cancellations and impassable roads. Many people who live in Patagonia leave during winter to escape the dark, isolating conditions. That said, winter is the best time of year to see marine life. If you travel to Patagonia during winter, be aware there are limited options as most places close, and be prepared with supplies and safety kits. Choose an accessible base with flexibility in case travel plans get cancelled.

Night has fallen, somewhere between the clouded mountains and the rain, without anyone noticing. We finally pull in to our destination – Chelenko Lodge – private cabins on the General Carrera lakefront, about 20 minutes outside of Puerto Rio Tranquilo. We are all grateful for the warm, comfortable beds!

The Giants of Chelenko

‘Chelenko’ is the indigenous name of General Carrera Lake and means “turbulent waters.” It comes from the Aonikenk Tehuelche people native to southern Patagonia. These very people are the reason Patagonia has its name today. In 1520, Portuguese explorer, Ferdinand Magellan encountered the Tehuelche people for the first time, and was surprised by their height. Standing around 6ft tall, while the average European at the time was around 5ft 3, Magellan described them as giants, originally naming them ‘Patagones’ after a fictional monster, ‘Pathagón’ from a popular Spanish novel at the time, Amadís of Gaul.

Sadly, European colonisation devastated these indigenous groups, and their populations declined, assimilated and were displaced.

Morning arrives just as night fell – slow and discreet. The little town of Puerto Rio Tranquilo doesn’t awaken until later in the day, and there are no sights to be seen in this persistent rain cloud, so the morning is spent in our cosy cabin, drinking instant coffee, wrapped in a pile of duvet, watching a Huala bird dive for fish in the rain-tattooed lake.

The light doesn’t improve as we approach midday, but Café La Estación – one of the cafes in town – is now open, and we enjoy another hot drink by their wood burner before trying our luck and venturing out for a drive. The stubborn cloud breaks as we leave Puerto Rio Tranquilo and the sky cracks open at the horizon ahead. A line of snowy mountains shines through the burst seam, the road shimmering with wet reflection. With a boost of enthusiasm, we follow the sky south.

The dirt highway winds and stretches before us, pines and colourful Beech trees either side; cows, goats and horses munching leaves on the verge. The clouds drift, opening windows of sky and snow peaks, gradually clearing to reveal tremendous panoramas around each bend.

We come around the lake’s edge, crossing a river and weaving around inlets where little boats are moored in pebbly bays lined with poplars. It all looks strangely familiar, and I have to remind myself I’m not in the Southern Lakes of New Zealand!

Rounding a corner, we come to a little red suspension bridge, as if someone has stuck a Golden Gate Bridge miniature out here. It crosses the turquoise cascades where Lake Bertrand and General Carrera meet. Between two steep headlands, Lake Bertrand stretches beyond, reflecting an enormous mountainscape, layered white with glaciers – the edge of the Northern Patagonian Ice Field.

The Patagonian Ice Fields

Once upon a time, around 21,000 years ago, Patagonia was covered by one giant ice field, like Antarctica. Nowadays, there are three smaller remnants in the high altitudes of the Patagonian Andes; the Northern Ice Field, the Southern Ice Field, and the Cordillera Darwin Ice Field at the very bottom of the continent. These three ice fields are still the largest area of ice in the Southern Hemisphere outside of Antarctica, and if they melt, the sea level will rise 15mm all around the world!

We arrive at a fork in the road, where the Carretera Austral leads up a steep ledge to El Mirador Tres Lagos – view of the three lakes.

At the fork, we head along Route 265 around the southern side of Lago General Carrera, through the pretty little commune of Puerto Guadal, where dogs and chickens chase each other in the quiet residential streets. A little way out of the town is the spectacular Cascada El Maqui – a waterfall, which you can see from the road cascading down the hillside, and a short drive onwards is Playa Larga. This beautiful lakeside beach provides impressive mountain views and water so clear it could be textured glass. We see someone coming out of the freezing water in their swim shorts, and we are not inspired to copy!

Lago General Carrera

Yes, this is still General Carrera Lake, or ‘Chelenko.’ Playa Larga is a 67km drive around the lake from Puerto Rio Tranquilo, and is still only on the western tip, so we’re essentially dipping a toe in the massive region. General Carrera is both Chile’s and Argentina’s largest lake, with an area of 1,850km². The border of the two countries runs through the middle of the lake, meaning it has two official names: Lago Buenos Aires in Argentinian, and Lago General Carrera in Chilean. It would take approximately 12 hours without stopping to drive around the entire lake.

The drive back brings yet more perspectives, and with the late afternoon sun now shining, there are new shapes and colours in the landscape. A herd of goats decide to guide us slowly along part of the track.

As we turn around the next corner, a new view appears before us where mist had lingered earlier. Little sun-brushed islands pebble-dash the flat lake; a great swooshing cloud over them indicating rain. In shadow beyond, a line of snowcapped mountains peer out from the cloud, and to the left, one of the brightest rainbows I’ve ever seen pours from the cloud into the lake.

As we draw closer to Puerto Rio Tranquilo, a tiny flash of black in the roadside grasses makes us slow down. A black Gato Güiña (or Kodkod in English) pauses to look at us, before slinking across the road and disappearing into the bushes in a flash!

Gato Güiña

Gato Güiñas or Kodkods are the smallest species of wild cat in the Americas. Typically they have leopard-print-like fur, but there is a rare melanistic phenotype that is black, and these are known to inhabit this particular part of Patagonia south of Puerto Rio Tranquilo. They are smaller than domestic cats, with small heads and long bodies, and in my opinion move like a ferret.

Puerto Rio Tranquilo

The pretty little town on the lakefront is a tourist hub during the summer months, but this time of year it operates just enough to get by. It seems very quiet, but for the dogs that welcome us with tail wags every time we walk down the street. After all, it wouldn’t be a true Chilean town without a pack of friendly dogs.

We enjoy dinner at Restaurante Turístico Pia, which is actually bustling, but quiet enough that we can walk in without booking. Here I get to try a popular local dish – Cazuela Vacuno – a kind of soupy stew with a joint of beef in it, chunky vegetables and rice; homey, tasty, and perfect for the cold weather. The waitress also recommends the Patagonian Pisco Sour, a take on Chile’s signature cocktail, with the addition of a sweet, purple syrup from Calafate berries, which grow in Patagonia.

When we arrive back at Chelenko Lodge, the Milky Way is streaking the sky like a bright trail of glitter. Shooting stars flash beyond the silhouetted mountains as the lake gently laps the pebbles.

The Marble Caves

Morning arrives, calm and promising after a clear, freezing night. The mountain snowline has crept lower, and we are in for a glistening wintery day.

A gorgeous orange sky preludes the sunrise as we make our way to town for our prebooked boat tour. We meet the tour guide, Carolina at the cabins by the lake, and sign our lives away, before donning lifejackets and climbing aboard a little 11 seater power boat, captained by Felipe. It’s a freezing, crystal clear morning on General Carrera Lake, and a ‘Yeco,’ (Neotropic Cormorant) sits on a post watching us as we steer out of the pretty harbour.

Zooming across Chile’s largest lake, the sun rising between snowy peaks into a clean, blue sky, we eventually come to our first caves along the shoreline.

Felipe navigates the boat expertly into a few of the bigger caves, allowing us to touch the marble ceiling in one of them. The glacial water looks like Powerade, its milky turquoise sheen enhanced by the white marble below the surface.

Little windows eroded into the marble walls over thousands of years cast sunlight into the caves, leaving little drops of gold on the water in its wake.

Can you see the marble dog staring at the lake?

As we skirt the coastline a little Fire-Crowned hummingbird zips over, hovers above the boat and darts to and fro to look at each of us! Carolina calls it a Pica, short for ‘Picaflor’ and the moment feels like magic.

Fire-Crowned Hummingbird – photograph taken near Puerto Varas, at the top of Patagonia.

Making our way to the famous Marble Cathedral and Chapel standing like a beacon in the lake, Felipe revs up the engine and takes us for a fast, panoramic spin around the formations. The sun popping in and out of marble windows, and the wind in our hair, it is stunning.

History of The Marble Caves

Formed over the last 15,000 years, the marble caves are the result of the ever changing climate. The marble cliffs themselves were formed millions of years ago, when the limestone deposits in the region were subject to underground heat and high pressure, compressing them into Calcium Carbonate Marble. Then, when the ice fields shrunk, and ancient glaciers melted into General Carrera Lake, this giant marble peninsula was suddenly standing in this glacial water. This ‘turbulent water,’ as the name Chelenko suggests, has since been eroding beautiful smooth holes in the marble, giving them unique swirling textures that you really have to see to behold.

The adrenaline pumping, we continue to zoom far out into the lake at high speed, much further than they usually go on this tour. Because it is the quiet season, we are the only boat on the water, so with no time or space constraints, we are able to experience something unique. Carolina points in the direction of the Argentinian border, stating that it would take another 4 hours at this top speed to reach Argentina!

The way back to the harbour is fast and rough, heading straight into the wind and the waves. We brace ourselves, making our bodies as small as possible on our seats, as the little boat bumps and slams across the water, finally bringing us back to the serene harbour.

Marble Cave Tours

This boat tour was with Aoni Expediciones – https://www.aoniexpediciones.cl/en
There are also kayak tours, which take a little longer and some fitness is required – some of my group did the kayak tour on the rainy morning. They said it was freezing cold, but the rain didn’t take away from the experience because they spent more time kayaking inside the caves and through tunnels, and that it was an unforgettable experience. Either way, if you are in Chilean Patagonia, you MUST see the Marble Caves!

I didn’t personally dip a toe in Chelenko, but one of us did fall out of a kayak, so I think that counts!

A hot coffee and brunch is essential after a morning on the water, so we meet the rest of our group in our favourite little cafe to thaw out, before hitting the Carretera Austral for a scenic drive to our next destination…

Villa Cerro Castillo

Back up Route 7 we go for 2 and a half hours, finally arriving at Villa Cerro Castillo. Pulling into our massive lodge on the river plains of Río Ibáñez, the surroundings take my breath away. It feels different up here; drier, and more like the old Andean country where you’d imagine wild Guanacos roaming the grasslands, and men wearing ponchos!

The village itself has a couple of blocks of tiny wooden houses, a primary school, and a number of small, independent stores, which open on alternating days of the week. That said, it seems that deliveries come scarcely, as there is a lack of fresh goods. We scrounge up some ingredients for dinner, happy to support some local business.

Places to Eat

While a few of the restaurants in Villa Cerro Castillo are closed for winter, there are a couple that stay open:
‘Restaurant y Cafe Campesino El Castillo’ is known for pizzas, empanadas, and Tres Leches cake.
‘El Arbolito’ is an artisan gift shop with self-serve coffee and homemade cakes.
‘Restaurante Villarrica’ is famous for their giant Chilean sandwiches, range of steaks, generous serves of fries, and they have an extensive drinks menu.

On the village green the local dogs congregate, rushing over to see what we’ve bought, while a group of chickens peck about in the grass.

The village is overlooked by an impressive mountain peak of the same name. Cerro Castillo’s jagged turrets pierce the sky, glaciers hanging from its ridges, and hidden from view near the top is a vibrant glacial lagoon.

Cerro Castillo National Park

Cerro Castillo peak is the centre-piece to this national park, which is a popular spot for hiking in the summer months. The day hike to the blue lagoon on Cerro Castillo is notoriously steep and has a high difficulty rating; it is recommended to hire a guide. The multi-day hike crosses the national park, taking 3 to 5 days, and requires all the necessary back country gear, including safety devices. There are also national park fees, which must be paid before you go.

Thick snow has already covered the top half of Cerro Castillo peak, and so we scratch the day hike to the blue lagoon from our itinerary, realising that we can’t access enough information, due to having very limited internet, and the tourist information centre is close for the season. So we find a much smaller, safer hike for 7 fairly tired people with no phone service!

Arco Comuna Río Ibáñez

We drive about 40 mins northbound along the Carretera Austral, arriving at Laguna Chiguay. Nestled in between mountains and woodland in all its autumnal glory, the lagoon is currently dry; the rains are due to start around May.

The path leads up the hillside through a twisting forest, tufts of moss on all the spindly tree trunks, and mushrooms litter the floor like tiny fairy houses. At the top of the loop, a little platform looks over the valley, colourful trees layer the hillsides, with snowy ridges beyond.

We descend into a wooded campsite, which is closed for the season, much like everything else. It feels eerily quiet, with only the gentle rush of the wind in the trees. I half expect a witch to appear in the window of one of the empty wooden cabins.

At the end of the trail we spot two massive birds on the ground, brown and white with beards! We stay still and quiet, expecting them to fly off, but they are completely unphased by us! They are Southern Caracaras – a kind of falcon.

On the drive back, we stop at the edge of the beautiful Rio Blanco, hoping to catch a glimpse of the native deer, ‘Huemules.’

Our mornings in Villa Cerro Castillo are slow and chilly, sitting by the aga fire with the sun pouring over the landscape outside the window. We play fetch with a resident dog, and watch eagles and condors circling high above the grasslands.

View from our lodge

We visit a little gift shop in the village called El Arbolito, which sells cakes and gifts and all kinds of locally made trinkets, many sporting the red handprint, or the symbol of two Guanacos, (native animals similar to llamas.)

The Ancient Symbols

Just outside of Cerro Castillo is an archeological site called ‘Paredón de las Manos’, or ‘The Wall of Hands.’ This natural rock wall is covered in 3,000 year old red paintings made by the ancient Tehuelche people. The most prominent paintings are hand prints, with a few noted outlines of Guanacos and hunters. There is a modern day mural in the village by the school, featuring two Guanacos in the Tehuelche style. The symbol represents the hope for prosperity, as the presence of the native animal was very important to successful survival.

Resident dogs lay in the sun outside, some of them trotting over for an opportune head-scratch. Little birds flit between the plants, while a ginger cat watches, wide eyed and ready to pounce. (Spoiler: the birds are much too fast for the cat!)

In the evening we build a fire in the lodge’s firepit area, and sit beneath these impressive mountains, watching the stars and wondering if we are in turn being watched from the shadows by some wild cat.

In the end, we could hold out for a social-media-perfect holiday, spending a fortune on ticking off items in a crowd of tourists in the peak season. Or we could go now, while we’re all here together, and just experience it in all its wild reality. It’s always Patagonia, and it’s always impressive, no matter what time of year you go.

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Exploring Australia ~ Atherton Tablelands

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Leaving Queensland’s Bruce Highway north of Tully, between endless banana plantations, and veering left into farming territory, we headed along the narrow road towards The Misty Mountains. Banana trees whizzed by the windows on either side, while the mountains rose ever closer before us, their looming clouds crawling black across their peaks. Eventually, we joined the Palmerston Highway west, where the road climbed and twisted through rainforest and waterfalls, until we levelled out onto a rolling, green plateau.

Millaa Millaa Falls Circuit

A 17km scenic drive just off the Palmerston highway took us to three waterfalls. Firstly, Millaa Millaa Falls, the most famous for swimming, sunbathing and picnicking.

Over hills and through farmland, with rolling views that reminded me of the English countryside, we drove to the next waterfall. The Zillie Falls viewpoint from the top of the waterfall was quite overgrown, with no clear path down, so I couldn’t tell you how big it was, but it sounded impressive!

Thirdly, Ellinjaa Falls, where we descended on foot through ancient rainforest. The path met the dark, rocky creek, and plenty of people were swimming and crossing the rocks for photo opportunities, while the waterfall rushed on the backdrop.

Crater Lakes National Park

After stopping for fuel in the old village of Millaa Millaa, we drove north, through Malanda, towards Eacham and our accommodation on the edge of Crater Lakes National Park. Down a long, unsealed driveway through the trees, we arrived at Chambers Wildlife Rainforest Lodges. Big wooden huts on stilts stood nestled in the rainforest, with open decks perfect for wildlife spotting. Inside, we had a kitchen, living space, and a cosy ensuite bedroom at the back.

When nightfall landed, we made our way to the retreat’s viewing deck; my favourite thing about the accommodation. A little wooden hut (like an old bus shelter with rows of benches inside) sat on the edge of the rainforest, with a soft, amber light shining into the trees. Most nights shortly after sunset, one of the staff members would put some natural sweet nectar concoction on the nearby trees to entice the local wildlife. We sat there, silent and still, among other guests, until we heard a gentle rustling in the canopy above us. Then, out of the shadows, quiet and cautious, a Striped Possum appeared on the tree trunk, staring back at us! Everyone froze, and the possum went about its business. More rustling from above, and a pale shape glided past like a small ghost, landing wide-eyed and sprawled on the branch – a Krefft’s Glider, better known as a Sugar Glider! Once the tree-dwellers left, a Long-Nosed Bandicoot came snuffling around the base of the tree, while an Amethystine Python waited keenly on the neighbouring tree trunk…

Striped Possum
Krefft’s Glider (Sugar Glider)
Long Nosed Bandicoot

Waking up to a sound collage of bellbirds and whipbirds echoing through the patter of rain in the trees, I spent the morning on the deck, as Rifle Birds, Catbirds and Lewin’s Honey Eaters came to steal some of my apple.

The many angles of the Victoria’s Riflebird
Lewin’s Honey Eater
A pair of Green Catbirds
Have you ever heard a Green Catbird’s cry?

From the Rainforest Lodges, there was a walking circuit along the border of Crater Lakes National Park, which led down to the creek where platypus live, and through the dense rainforest. We only managed half the walk before the leeches found their way onto our socks!

Yungaburra

The tranquil little village of Yungaburra is known as the heart of the Tablelands, with its heritage late 1800s – early 1900s shopfronts and churches. We spent a serene, rainy morning walking along Peterson Creek, which runs along the edge of the village, through a pocket of native Mabi rainforest; an endangered ecosystem that can only be found in the Atherton Tablelands. Keeping our eyes peeled for the illusive platypus as the rain gently tattooed the surface the of the water, while birds watched us from between the leaves.

Emerald Dove

There is a platypus viewing platform further downstream, which takes you under the road bridge for a closer glimpse at the water, but we weren’t lucky there either. There were baby water dragons dangling from tree vines over the creek here, which I’ve never seen before!

The streets of Yungaburra village were lined with flower-filled hanging baskets and native plants, bringing so much colour to the grey weather, and attracting big Ulyses Butterflies with their bright azure wings. Little boutique shops welcomed us in for a mosey, with local art on display and handcrafted things, and while the dark sky continued to drizzle outside, we enjoyed a cosy brunch in the café on the corner – ‘Mr. Belson,’ which was originally the old bank, built in 1912 by Arthur Herbert Belson.

A short drive from Yungaburra village, we found the Curtain Fig Tree. This is just one spectacular example of Australia’s fig trees, which are huge, natural sculptures of the rainforest.

Malanda

This sleepy little town steeped in natural history and dairy farming, is surrounded by lush rainforest. Malanda Falls pours through the forest, which has local indigenous heritage, and so much wildlife, including the Lumholtz Tree Kangaroo.

We followed the rainforest trail along the creek and through the trees, glimpsing catbirds and pademelons, but it was difficult to spot anything directly above us in the dense, high canopy. It wasn’t until we got back to the carpark on the other side of the road, we saw a group of people staring up at the edge of the rainforest. Low and behold, well hidden in the branches at the very top of a tree was a Lumholtz Tree Kangaroo!

Can you make out the Tree Kangaroo’s head facing to the right, and the tail hanging down through the branches to the left?
Here is a clearer photo of one I saw at Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary a few years ago.

Back in the town, we enjoyed a classic pub lunch in The Big Pub – Australia’s largest wooden hotel, built in 1911 in just six months! The pub is still under the management of the original family, and maintains its original design.

Lake Eacham

In the heart of the Crater Lakes National Park lies Lake Eacham, a beautiful ecosystem formed by volcanic activity, surrounded by rainforest and shared by humans and wildlife. The picnic area on the lakefront was busy in the morning. It was overcast, but the sun kept peeping through, and the air was warm. Children played in the water, swimming and launching kayaks and paddleboards, despite the large sign warning of the resident crocodile!

Families prepared breakfast picnics on the grass, with fruit and pastries and coffee flasks, when suddenly I heard a child yell, “Cassowary!” I whipped around, and there was the giant bird, plodding into the grass area, pausing to peruse the picnics on display. It was interesting to see how everyone reacted, and quite evident that these were mostly locals and not tourists. Those who could moved away to a safe distance, while the others who didn’t have time simply stayed still and calm until the Cassowary moved on. The whole park went quiet, everyone just watching until the Cassowary slowly plodded away. I waited until it was on the other side of the carpark before I took a picture with my zoom lens. Even then, when it turned and looked directly at me, I knew it was time to disappear!

Southern Cassowary

Southern Cassowaries can grow to 6ft tall and are Australia’s largest bird by mass; the second largest in the world after the ostrich. Emus can be just as tall, but weigh considerably less. Cassowaries are endangered and declining, therefore are rare to see, being confined to a very small area of Far North East Queensland. They need a very specific habitat and don’t mix well with humans. Though they can be curious, especially around food, they can quickly become skittish and territorial, with the capacity to fatally harm with those long talons and powerful legs.

Later in the evening, we walked the Lake Eacham Circuit; a beautiful, relaxing walk, which took around an hour, circling the volcanic lake through the rainforest. The evening sun began to sink lower in the sky beneath the clouds, pouring gold over the trees and the ripples on the water. A little Grey-headed Robin followed us through the woods, and I saw a tiny Musky Rat-Kangaroo hop into the bushes, which is only found in this pocket of North East Queensland. Cormorants and turtles surfaced in the shallows, while people jumped into the lake and enjoyed a sunset swim.

A Grey-headed Robin
A blurry glimpse of a Musky Rat-Kangaroo

Atherton

The morning we left the Tablelands was dark and moody again; drizzle smudging the windows slightly while the windscreen wipers screeched. We went through Atherton – the main town in the region, with an agricultural history making it a prime location for backpackers looking for farm work. The town’s main street stood strong with colonial and art deco buildings lining the road. Hostels and pubs advertised their lodgings and lunch specials, and there seemed to be plenty of cafes and banks, and even a shopping centre. It is said to have a vibrant culture with an abundance of community arts and sports, while the surrounding land is prolific with crops such as sugar cane, mangoes, coffee, peanuts, tea, corn, macadamia nuts, avocados, berries, and there are also cattle and dairy farms. Here we left the gloomy highland skies behind us, along with the enchanting rainforests and their mythical animals, and we continued into the North to our next destination…

Atherton

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Puffin Island

A Trip to Scotland’s Jewel of the Forth

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Fog veiled the harbour of Dunbar in Scotland the morning I arrived for the boat trip out to the Isle of May, and my heart sank at the prospect of spotting any wildlife. I’d been planning this trip for months, hoping to photograph the island’s birdlife, including everyone’s favourite – Puffins!

Dunbar Castle remains over harbour entrance

I wandered up Dunbar’s quietly bustling high street, with its blue and yellow bunting zig-zagging between the historical buildings, and strolled around the old harbour, admiring its ruined castle perched on the edge in the sea mist. Hundreds of seagulls and their fluffy chicks were nesting all over the ruins, like an apartment block for birds!

The ‘Blue Wild’ boat tour set sail from the ancient harbour at 1pm – at the tide’s convenience. It was a little 12 seater speed boat, and when the captain told us we were lucky to have these still conditions because 50% of the tours had been cancelled due to the weather, and that the waves could normally reach 2 metres high, my heart lifted again.  

It is best to give yourself some leeway when booking, in case of bad weather. I gave 3 days grace, and planned things that could be swapped around if needed, but even this was cutting it fine, as the weather we got was much better than what was forecast!

We slid out of the harbour on a white sheet of smooth sea glass that blended into the foggy sky. The sight out of the window was like an abstract painting as we skimmed across Scotland’s abnormally flat Firth of Forth, with silhouetted layers of grey landscape whizzing past in the distance.

Azure brushstrokes began to appear on the surface of the water as the fog thinned, and seabirds came into abundance, floating and diving around the boat. The Bass Rock loomed up ahead, a giant rock island, famously home to the world’s largest colony of Northern Gannets. As we slowly circulated the island, the sheer magnitude of the colony became evident. The entire surface of the rock was like an ice cream dipped in sprinkles, only the sprinkles were Gannets! Over 150,000 of the birds nest here between Feb and October. I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t have much thought or feeling about Gannets before, but this was amazing to see and I could appreciate how beautiful they are with their blushed heads and piercing blue eye shadow, lined with black.

Enormous sea caves etched deep under the island were guarded by Shags, standing atop shards of rock, their outstretched wings drying under the freshly cleared sky. We bobbed beneath the Bass Rock Lighthouse, craning our necks to take in the vast amount of Gannets. Their monstrous fluffy, white chicks were littered all over the cliff, which was dripping with their waste like candle wax, and the cacophony of the birds filled the air.

Then one of our group yelled and pointed to the back of the boat – a single Puffin was paddling along behind us, on an idyllic backdrop of Tantallon Castle on the coastline beyond. Very demure.

We sailed on to the Isle of May, which was surrounded by Grey Seals lounging around on the rocks and twirling in the watery mouths of the sea caves. As we came around the island to make port we could already see puffins on the cliff ledges and on the water, along with Terns, Kittiwakes, Shags, Gulls and Jellyfish.

There was still a layer of fog on the sea as we circled the island, but once we stepped off the boat the July afternoon sun was burning through.

Fluffy grey seagull babies toddled around between tussocks, like butter wouldn’t melt, but the guide informed us that there were no Arctic Terns nesting here because those cute little baby gulls had eaten all their chicks. We strolled up the hill to the Main Lighthouse spotting big rabbits lolloping in the long grass and thistles, stopping at the Loch on the way. Puffins were watching us from all around as the footpath cut between high banks, and as they flew over I noticed the fish hanging out of their beaks and their big orange feet sticking out behind them!

Meandering down the headland to Bishop Cove there were Puffin burrows absolutely everywhere, highlighting the importance of sticking to the footpath. I watched three baby seagulls putting their heads in the burrows, while the parent Puffins waited anxiously from a distance. It was hard to watch the sad reality that some of these Puffins might be coming back to an empty burrow.

The spectacular cliffs of Bishop Cove were alive with birds, the grand white pillars holding the island up out of the crystal water below. We followed the path down to a cove known as Alterstanes, where we got some nice Puffin close ups. Then we looped back along the lower boardwalk, ‘Holyman’s Road’ along a vast, rocky coastline, to the south point of the island.

The high cliffs around the South Horn were teeming with Kitiwakes, Shags, and Guillemots and Razorbills, nicknamed the Penguins of the North. A North Sea wind began to gust in, bringing dark clouds, so I donned my jacket and crouched on the rocks, watching as Puffins flew in from the sea, fish spilling from the edges of their beaks.

It had started to rain by the time we got back on the boat and departed back to Dunbar. On the journey back, I could swear I saw something big and grey breach the water – a dolphin or a whale – but no one else noticed. Moments after, the boat was stopped so we could watch a large number of Gannets diving. The captain was telling us that sometimes Minke Whales could be spotted amongst diving birds, as they feed on the same fish, and just as we began to pull away, there it was again – a Minke Whale! It breached two more times, and this time everyone saw! It was a magical moment to end a perfect day, and with the driving rain setting in, I was happy to get back to the cosy accommodation in Edinburgh and look through my photos.     

Diving Gannets

Wellington ~ Te Whanganui-a-Tara

9–13 minutes

How I made the most of 4 nights in New Zealand’s capital city at the end of winter without a car.

  1. Budget
  2. Must Do Experiences
    1. Wellington Cable Car
    2. Zealandia
    3. Wētā Workshop Experience
  3. Free Things To Do
    1. Cuba Street
    2. Wellington Botanic Gardens
    3. Waterfront Walk – Oriental Bay
    4. Wellington Museum
    5. Te Papa Tongawera – Museum of New Zealand
  4. Cafés & Dining
    1. Buenos Aires Café
    2. Gemini Café & Eatery
    3. The Hangar
    4. Mexico, Wellington
    5. Puro Chile
  5. Craft Pubs & Bars
    1. Garage Project
    2. Fortune Favours
    3. The Library
    4. Little Beer Quarter
  6. Read Next…

Revisiting the south of New Zealand for the first time since I lived and backpacked there in 2014, I realised that I’d always just passed through the country’s windy capital without really seeing anything! So when Lockdown ended I decided it was time – without the constraints of a backpack and tent – to actually get to know Wellington.

Te Whanganui-a-Tara means ‘the great harbour of Tara;’ Tara being the son of a Polynesian explorer whose descendants made this their home.

Budget

Total: $1,150 NZD between two, (end of winter, 2022.)

My partner and I pre-booked a small studio apartment through Air BnB, situated on The Terrace in Te Aro – a quiet, hillside road surrounded by trees, just a 7 minute walk to Cuba Street.
Accommodation: < $600 NZD for 4 nights

We allowed ourselves a semi-flexible spending budget in Wellington, but I don’t think we did too badly over four days!
General Spending: $550 NZD between two

Must Do Experiences

Wellington Cable Car

The first thing on my to-do list was catch the Wellington Cable Car; I don’t know why I’d missed the opportunity in the past! Operating since 1902, the cable car boasts some of the city’s best views, and the destination terminal – Kelburn has some worthwhile attractions to see, including the Wellington Botanic Gardens & Carter Observatory. We used Wellington’s public transport card – ‘Snapper’ – to ‘tap on’ the cable car (from Lambton Quay only) with a significant discount. Note: this payment method is due to change in October 2023.

Location: Cable Car Lane, Lambton Quay, Wellington
Cost: $6 NZD one way, $11 NZD return
Time Allowance: 5 mins

Zealandia

After being woken in the night by the cheeky squeaks and squawks of Aotearoa’s endangered parrots – the kākā – flying through the neighbourhood, fomo got the better of me and I had to go and find these incredible birds at Wellington’s renowned nature reserve: Zealandia. The rain was already setting in as we caught the bus from the city, and when we arrived we were seemingly the only people there. With our boots and raincoats donned, we enjoyed the rainforest ambiance, and the hazy broken surface of the lake where Pied Shag nestlings shook the rain off their downy feathers in their giant lakeside nests.  We were lucky enough to meet the reserve’s pair of takahē, who were happily plodding about in the rain, stripping grass with their stout beaks like a couple of little blue dinosaurs!

Takahē were actually thought to be extinct until a pair were discovered in Fiordland in 1948, and since then the Department of Conservation have been on a mission to carefully restore their population. Adult pairs will only have 1 or 2 chicks per year, and because they are such territorial birds that require up to 100 hectares of space per brood, it’s a slow process! I count ourselves pretty lucky to have stumbled across this pair.

Tui and Bell Birds sounded their music through the pitter-patter in the canopy, and we saw a couple of little black & yellow hihi (Stitch Birds) bouncing between twigs in the bush, but still no sign of the illusive kākā.

The cold rain made my clothes cling to my skin, and just as I was about to give up on seeing a kākā, one landed near the feeders, then another, and another! Soon there were several large, native parrots hopping around the feeders, opening the specially built mechanisms with their claws and beaks to get to the food. Their feathers aren’t as bold as their personalities, but they do have brilliant scarlet under-wings and pretty splashes of yellow on their cheeks.

A close relative of the South Island kea, kākā are endangered and a rare sight, but Zealandia’s project to reinstate the parrots into Wellington is working, and they are finally beginning to thrive again around the city (though you tend to hear them more than you see them!)

Location: Waiapu Road, Karori, Wellington
Cost: $24 NZD general admission
Time Allowance: 2 – 4 hours

Wētā Workshop Experience

The Lord of the Rings franchise is what made The Wētā Cave internationally famous, but you don’t need to be a Lord of the Rings fan to appreciate this special effects studio. In fact, you might be surprised at how many productions they are involved in. On The Wētā Workshop Experience you get a full tour of the studios, where there are movie artefacts you can hold, interesting models and original body suits to see; masks, miniatures, and plenty of sneak peaks at how they made them. You’re only allowed to take photos in certain areas, and mine are no different, which is even more of a reason to go see for yourself!

There is also a free mini-museum and gift shop to look around at the entrance to The Wētā Cave, and you can buy tour tickets on the door depending on how busy it is.

Location: Weka Street, Miramar, Wellington
Cost: $50 NZD online, $55 NZD in-store
Time Allowance: 1.5 hours

Free Things To Do

Cuba Street

As Wellington’s cultural centre, Cuba Street is a colourful pallet of diversity, lined with bars, restaurants, cafés, fashion & art, with galleries and music venues, and space for buskers and street artists. The Precinct stretches along to Dixon Street and round to Victoria Street, filling the whole block with arts. While I was there I spotted one of Wellington’s well known and beloved street artists at work; a longboarding, saxophone and flute playing Tree Man! There is plenty in the Cuba Precinct to spend money on, but it’s free to look first!

Time Allowance: 30 mins – 2 hours
Location: Cuba Street, Te Aro, Wellington

Wellington Botanic Gardens

At the top of the Cable Car at Kelburn is the Wellington Botanic Gardens. With stunning views over the city and harbour, there are plenty of paved footpaths leading through an array of flora, and open spaces for picnics. I was lucky enough to see the early blossoms of spring, which attracted native tui to feed on them. Sometimes the squawks of the kākā can be heard from the canopies, and if you’re really lucky you might see them here.

Time Allowance: 1 – 2 hours
Location: Glenmore Street, Kelburn, Wellington

Waterfront Walk – Oriental Bay

Wellington’s waterfront is a playground of boardwalks, cobbled squares, pontoons, sculptures and heritage landmarks, not to mention the modern markets and arts & crafts that pop up at certain times. We began our walk at Queen’s Wharf, which is easily accessible from the city centre, walking under the huge shade-sails towards the choppy sea. We headed east along the waterfront, spotting the S.S Hikitia – an original floating steam crane built in Scotland in the early 1920s.

As we rounded the corner by Te Papa Museum we saw the giant origami sculptures by local artist, Ben Pearce; part of a public art exhibit that renews at least every two years. We passed many more statues along the way, including ‘Solace in the Wind’ (the naked man) and the 3D standing ‘Wellington.’ Eventually we could see the iconic row of boatsheds at Clyde Quay, on a classic Wellington backdrop of hillside houses, and we continued around to Oriental Bay – a pretty little suburban beach where dolphins, orca and stingray can be sighted.

Time Allowance: 30 mins one way
Location: Start – Queen’s Wharf, Wellington Central Finish – Oriental Bay, Wellington

Wellington Museum

Not to be confused with Te Papa Tongawera – The Museum of New Zealand, Wellington Museum presents a more local story. Located in The Bond Store – a heritage cargo warehouse from the late 1800s, it is reminiscent of its shipping days, with dark wooden beams, barrels and hoists and muslin sacks full of goods. This museum tells the stories of how Wellington came to be, along with immersive & personal tales of the sea, and an attic full of interesting collections from over the years.

Time Allowance: 1 – 2 hours
Location: Jervois Quay, Wellington Central

Te Papa Tongawera – Museum of New Zealand

We spent a good hour exploring the natural & cultural history of Aotearoa in Te Papa Museum, with interactive pieces including an earthquake simulator. With plenty to keep kids busy (and big kids like us,) this truly is a memorable museum.

First opening in April 2015, “Gallipoli – The Scale of Our War” was only set to be a short term exhibition, but it proved so popular that the museum kept extending its dates; they are currently extended to April 2025. The exhibition is free, and takes you on a heart-wrenching journey through World War II Gallipoli, through the eyes of 8 real individuals who found themselves on the front line. The incredible larger-than-life sculptures were crafted by The Wētā Workshop artists and altogether this is a very sensory experience, with the realistic sound effects of war, true artefacts, textures, smells and visuals. (Parental guidance is recommended for this exhibition. It is wheelchair accessible, audio description is available, and sensory accessible times are available out of hours by booking.)

Time Allowance: 1 – 2 hours
Location: Cable Street, Te Aro, Wellington

Cafés & Dining

Buenos Aires Café

A discovery we made in Wellington was there are lots of authentic South American delicacies around the city. We stopped in this tiny Argentinian café for a delectable, house made Empanada and one of the best flat whites we had in Wellington.

Location: Grey Street, Wellington Central

Gemini Café & Eatery

This little café served up flavoursome Asian inspired brunch, and their signature iced coffees with teddy-shaped espresso ice cubes were a really cute addition to the experience.

Location: Tory Street, Te Aro, Wellington

The Hangar

For those who love coffee, The Hangar uses house roasted coffee and, as photographed, they do flights! Not to mention their seasonal menu, which is worldly and creatively homely – for instance, we had a roast beef eggs benedict served on a Yorkshire pudding!

Location: Dixon Street, Te Aro, Wellington

Mexico, Wellington

This is your classic American style Mexican restaurant, with really tasty favourites on the menu and pitchers of margaritas for everyone. The venue is rustic with gothic yet colourful Day of the Dead style décor, and long beer hall style tables.

Location: Dixon Street, Te Aro, Wellington

Puro Chile

At the window end of an upstairs food court, this family run café / diner served delicious classics from Chile. We had an authentic Chilean Empanada, and a Churrasco Italiano sandwich; slow cooked beef with avocado, tomato and mayonnaise. We couldn’t finish without an Alfajor, the signature shortbread biscuit with Dulce de Leche centre.

Location: Willis Street, Te Aro, Wellington

Craft Pubs & Bars

Garage Project

This award-winning craft beer range began in an old garage across the road from the tap room, where you can now buy your take-home beers. They really know how to make good beer with immaculate attention to detail, and if you’re partial to a flavour adventure, there are always several party beers with creative infusions and satisfying mouthfeels. My only tip if you visit – don’t drive!

Location: Aro Street, Aro Valley, Wellington

Fortune Favours

The artist’s wooden hand protruding from this brewpub beckoned us to try a paddle and we weren’t disappointed. Partnered with Gorilla Burgers, there’s plenty to soak up the beer, and there’s also rooftop seating to soak up the cityscape.

Location: Leeds Street, Te Aro, Wellington (also in Park Rd, Miramar & Wellington Airport)

The Library

We found this semi-secret bar following a sandwich board that pointed us up some stairs to what looked like residential flats. Going through what seemed to be a fire door, we were welcomed into this quirky cocktail bar. An instrumental Jazz trio was playing live music, and with the drinks menu following a theme of stories, movies and shows, our curiosity had us spending more than we intended. Every cocktail is a uniquely delicious spin on a classic, my favourite was named “Inner City Pressure” for us Flight of the Conchords fans.

Location: Courtenay Place, Te Aro, Wellington

Little Beer Quarter

This proper little pub has an extensive list of guest beers that change regularly, along with house classics including wines, spirits and cocktails. The hospitable but casual atmosphere makes you feel like a local even if you’re not.

Location: Edward Street, Te Aro, Wellington

9–13 minutes

Te Waipounamu ~ A Winter Road Trip

15–23 minutes

15 nights on New Zealand’s South Island, travelling to some of my favourite parts of the World for the first time since Lockdown.

Te Waipounamu is South Island’s official name; ‘wai’ meaning ‘waters,’ and ‘pounamu’ meaning ‘greenstone.’

We drove around 2,000km in 14 days!
(Click for more info whenever you see this little black arrow.)

The original plan was to drive all the way up the West Coast to Nelson, but devastating floods took out most of the roads during the start of our trip, so we had to make a last minute detour through Arthur’s Pass.

Budget

Our overall budget in New Zealand Dollars was around $5,800 between two of us.
To save money, I pre-booked all our accommodation and transport, and got early bird ski passes.

  • Interislander Ferry – Flexible Return for 2 adults: $256 NZD
  • Omega Car Rental, Picton – 14 days: $773 NZD
  • Accommodation for 15 nights (through Booking.com): $1,778 NZD
  • Cardrona & Treble Cone Ski Resorts – x2 Earlybird Multiday Passes for 4 days: $680 NZD

We spent around $290 on petrol, which left us with around $2,000 for general supplies. This went mostly on food and drink, which was definitely the most expensive part of our trip.

Starting in Wellington, we caught the Interislander ferry to Picton – a 3.5 hour crossing in good weather – arriving late in the evening. We stayed overnight, collecting our hire car from Picton Omega the following morning, and made our way to Kaikōura.

Kaikōura

Who doesn’t love a good seaside town? Where a storm is always imminent; the ceaseless rush of the Pacific Ocean gently fills your ears, gulls call distantly on the wind, and with the snow-capped mountains hugging its perimeter, you can always expect the unexpected in Kaikōura. Kai means food and kōura means crayfish, and you can find plenty of places in and around the area serving up this classic NZ dish.

Fur Seal Colony

We took an afternoon walk along the Kaikōura Peninsula Walkway, (11.7km – allow a generous 3 hours) which climbs up over the headland, past lush pastures full of cows, with panoramic views of the Kaikōura coast and mountains, and a bird’s eye view of hundreds of fur seals scattered below the cliff.

The walkway loops back down the cliff and along the beach, back towards the carpark. It’s recommended you keep 20 metres away from the fur seals, and watch where you step! The path took us through some long grass at the top of the beach, and before I knew it I had an enormous fur seal at my knees, roaring at me tremendously. I gave it lots of space, and by the time my heart had started beating again, it laid back down and we were able to give it a wide birth!

There were hundreds of fur seals sprawled all over the rocks, up the beach, in the grass, and on the path! (We made sure to find a safe route around them, because you really don’t want to get yourself cornered by these beasts!) We witnessed a couple of large males having a fight; thrashing their heads around and letting out rumbling roars. During the winter months (May-September) you can see seals with their pups all along the rocky peninsula.

South Bay is another pretty reserve to explore on the south side of the Kaikōura peninsula. Stunning views across the bay lead your eyes up to the mountains, and there’s plenty of wildlife to be seen. You can follow the boardwalk across the coastline; there were shags nesting noisily in the trees, and the setting sun cast a lovely orange glow on the sea.

Accommodation: Sierra Beachfront Motel <$100 NZD – 1 night
Food & Drink: The Pier (pub/restaurant), The Whaler Bar & Restaurant (Local seafood, pub food, beer), Bee Box (Coffee)
Drive Time: Picton – Kaikōura: 2 hours

Lake Tekapo

A long drive south with the sun peeping between rain clouds over the earthquake-broken landscape. As we veered inland the sky turned black and heavy rain lashed the windscreen while we wound our way up the treacherous mountain pass towards Mackenzie Country. Set amidst the mountain wilderness, Lake Tekapo was wet and murky, low cloud shrouded the lake; a veil concealing the spectacular backdrop. We strolled down to The Good Shepherd Church – a pretty, little stone building by the lake, where stacks of silver stones and sepia tussocks surround the brilliant turquoise lake front.

Church of The Good Shepherd

Lake Tekapo’s brilliant turquoise colour comes from rock minerals ground up in glaciers, which are deposited in the surrounding rivers and lakes when the glaciers melt and move. This is why most of the South Island’s lakes and rivers have such stunning water.

Lake Tekapo is famous for its night-sky. The small township’s proximity to the mountains (and not much else) means it has zero light pollution, bringing tourists from all over the World to look at the milky way. So, of course, it rained the night I brought my partner here, after telling him about it for so many years! But mountain weather like this brings its own atmosphere and mysterious beauty. It was still night at 5am when the rain stopped, so we wrapped ourselves up and ventured down to the lake. The cloud had lifted, revealing the wintery mountains that frame Lake Tekapo, but a cold mist still lingered across the sky, covering the stars. The moon glared through, its halo lighting up the snow on the mountains as they slowly turned purple, and we sat on the cold rocks with a hot coffee waiting for it to get light.

Accommodation: Lake Tekapo Cottages <$120 NZD – 1 night
Food & Drink: Ramen Tekapo (Japanese ramen), Doughboys Bakery (early morning coffee), Greedy Cow Cafe (brunch)
Drive Time: Kaikōura – Lake Tekapo: 5.5 hours

Aoraki

A bright sky led us South through Mackenzie Country to Lake Pukaki, and I thoroughly enjoyed driving this leg. The open road in the early morning; jagged touches of snow between icy lakes and streams – New Zealand was beginning to show us the Winter Wonderland it could be. The road to Aoraki (Mt Cook) skirts the Western edge of Lake Pukaki, and Aotearoa’s tallest mountain rises up over the lake before you as you approach. There is a small community at the end of the road, and a tourist information centre about as big as the village, complete with an Edmund Hillary exhibition (it’s no surprise that one of the first people to summit Everest grew up with this as his back yard.)

Scenic flights are an option to see this iconic landscape, along with things like heli-skiing and mountain climbing, but hiking (or ‘tramping’ as they say in NZ) is the most popular activity (and it’s free!) There are at least 12 hikes in the national park, ranging from 10 mins to 3 days. We chose two short hikes; one in each section to get the most out of our time.

You can download the Department of Conservation walking track guide here > https://www.doc.govt.nz/parks-and-recreation/places-to-go/canterbury/places/aoraki-mount-cook-national-park

Kea Point – Village Section

Gently ascending through Alpine scrubland around the foothills, the path opens out into a 180 degree viewing platform over The Hooker Valley. The light was flat and glaring, but at least the clouds were high enough to see the mountain peaks. Mueller Glacier and Mt Sefton stand across the milky hues of the Glacier Lake, while Aoraki (Mt Cook) looms in the background.
Walking Time: 50 mins return from White Horse Hill Campground.

Blue Lakes & Tasman Glacier – Tasman Valley Section

A rocky staircase winds up the moraine wall, revealing an other-worldly panorama at the top. Haupapa Glacier encroaches from the mountains into its lake, where blue-dipped icebergs drift. Back to the South, the Tasman River meanders through the valley where it eventually fills Lake Pukaki.

On the return walk, we stopped to admire the contrasting reflections in the Blue Lakes, nestled between snow peaks.

The Blue Lakes are actually green since the freezing glacial water no longer feeds them, due to shrinking glaciers. This has made the water warmer, and allowed green algae to grow. Despite this, the Department of Conservation still deem the pools safe to swim in during summer.

Walking Time: 30 mins return from Blue Lakes Carpark.

(Click on any photo to enlarge.)

Drive Time: Lake Tekapo – Aoraki: 1 hour 15 mins

Wānaka

When I came to Wānaka to live many years ago, I described the season as a ‘crisp, colourful winter, in which every sunset paints the lake a different story.’ I vividly remember the smell of wood smoke from the chimneys beneath dark snow clouds, and the stacks of firewood under the coloured lights in Post Office Lane. Well none of that has changed, and coming back to visit always makes part of me feel like I’m home.

We used Wānaka as a base for snowboarding, visiting the nearby towns, and of course taking in the local sights. There are several stunning hikes around Wānaka and Mt Aspiring National Park, but we didn’t have the hiking gear for winter, so we stuck to the more local walks.

Mount Iron

The local exercise hill, Mt Iron, is a fairly short but steep walk. The sun had the warmth of spring on its breath as we climbed and we were soon in our T-shirts, quads burning by the time we reached the top. The spectacular view across the town and the lake stole the fresh mountain air from our lungs.

Waterfall Creek Track

A gorgeous flat walk around Lake Wānaka, which takes you along side the pebbly waterfront, and past the tapering vines of Rippon Vineyard. This walk provides good views of Ruby Island, and of course, the Wānaka Tree – thanks to instagram, this tree in the lake is famous, and nowadays it attracts many tourists aiming for that perfect shot.

Beacon Point

One evening we headed to Beacon Point for sunset. It was freezing, but the view of Mt Aspiring National Park across the lake was perfect under the setting sun.

Around Town

We spent hours wandering around the little town, window shopping for local crafts and stopping in bars and pubs for refreshment. All the while that stunning lake is right there, tempting your eyes for a glance, and every time you look it seems to get more beautiful. There is so much variety of food, drink, fashion and gifts in Wānaka, there’s something for everyone.

The cost of living is generally high in NZ, and eating out can get expensive. Wānaka’s supermarkets may be some of the more expensive in the country, but it’s a cheaper alternative. We found that New World does takeaway style meals for two – much better than your average ready meal – and all you need in your accommodation is a microwave. We also utilised their bakery section for quick on-the-go lunches.

It’s worth mentioning the impact of the pandemic on the hospitality sector. Every food & drink venue was either fully booked or closed due to staffing. The hospitality staff were holding on by their fingertips, battling understaffing, and the isolation restrictions in place at the time. There were signs in windows screaming out for employees, or asking for your patience because they simply didn’t have enough staff. Unfortunately due to rent inflation, travellers were less likely to take these seasonal jobs because there was nowhere affordable to live, which is an ongoing issue globally.

Accommodation: Private Studio on Kings <$1,190 NZD – 8 nights
Food & Drink: Water Bar (Pub food), La La Land (Cocktails), Curbside Coffee & Bagels (Coffee cabin), Kai Whakapai (All day cafe/bar), Big Fig (All day cafe, hearty home style food), Patagonia (chocolate shop – best chilli hot chocolate), Burrito Craft (Mexican food trailer), Wanaka Beerworks (Brewery)
Drive Time: Aoraki – Wānaka: 2 hours 20 mins

Cardrona & Treble Cone

Cardrona and Treble Cone are two separate ski fields, both about a 40 minute drive from Wānaka, who have teamed up so you can use their lift passes at both locations. Cardrona is located on the Crown Range road and is a great, family friendly ski resort for all abilities, though it is notoriously busy these days. Cardrona is an old haunt for me, and we got treated to a nostalgic ‘Cardie’s’ sunrise on my return.

After a big day of sliding around in the early spring snow, we paid a visit to Cardrona’s old gold mining village at the bottom of the mountain, and the beautiful Cardrona Hotel, where the atmosphere was pumping and Après Ski beers were flowing.

Treble Cone is located in the Aspiring National Park, and has the most stunning views across Lake Wānaka. The terrain is steeper than Cardrona and is better for more experienced skiers and snowboarders. They used to say Treble Cone was the locals’ mountain, and it still felt that way for the most part. The staff seemed more ‘at home’ here, and while the skiing was more serious, the whole place had an heir of casual familiarity, like walking into your local pub.

Arrowtown

Over the Crown Range Pass, about 20 minutes from Queenstown, is a pretty little gold mining town from the 1860s – Arrowtown. The Crown Range road is an adventure in itself, winding through the mountain peaks before weaving down the opposite side with valley views on every hairpin bend.

We arrived in Arrowtown mid-morning and the little colonial high street lined with gold shops was already bustling. We walked around the Chinese village – where some of the first migrant miners lived, finishing with a stroll along the river, before making our way onwards to Queenstown.

Drive Time: Wānaka – Arrowtown: 1 hour

Queenstown

The place to be during NZ winter. The air is crisp, the pubs have their log burners crackling, and the line outside Fergburger is 3 miles long. Queenstown is an easy day trip from Wānaka (mountain road conditions providing) and it’s the adventure hub of New Zealand. There are a lot of tourist attractions and thrill seeker activities in this part of the world, with information and booking centres dotted all over town. However, we were quite content with just soaking up the atmosphere. We watched the old steamboat, the T.S.S Earnslaw, chug back and forth across Lake Whakatipu; admired The Remarkables (the impressive mountain range,) trod the boardwalks and browsed the abundance of bars and souvenir shops until the sun disappeared and turned the whole town pink and sparkly.

Food & Drink: Fergburger (quality burger bar,) The World Bar (pub,) Whakatipu Brewing (Tap room.)
Drive Time: Wānaka – Queenstown: 1 hour 15 mins

Mount Aspiring National Park – Haast Pass

Leaving Wānaka for the West Coast, we drove alongside the neighbouring Lake Hāwea, and up the ridge between the two lakes into Mt Aspiring National Park. Passing through the tiny community of Makarora at the top of Lake Wānaka, we came to The Blue Pools Track – a beautiful short walk, and a popular swimming destination in the summer. We crossed the suspension bridges over the glacial river that gushes down from the Mt Aspiring Range through a forest-covered gorge, gently pooling before pouring its magical, clear blue water into Lake Wānaka.
Walking Time: 1 hour return

Continuing to the Otago / West Coast border, we drove through the Haast Pass, where the driving views become more and more like Jurassic Park. There are view points and short walks dotted all along the Pass, each one as beautiful as the next, so it’s worth giving yourself plenty of time. You’re completely in the back country wilderness here, so bring a picnic!

West Coast

We finally reached Haast, where the river meets the wild ocean. Beautifully desolate beaches sit at the foot of the ever changing mountains, home to nothing but sandflies, and the West Coast road winds through a variety of landscapes with more viewpoints along the way.

Fox Glacier

Finally, we reached our destination for the night – Weheka (Fox Glacier village.) I don’t know if it was the time of year, or the time of the week, but we felt like the only people in the village – the road there had been pretty deserted too, which is unusual. But with the place to ourselves, and a few hours of daylight left, we went exploring.

Fox Glacier – traditionally ‘Te Moeka o Tuawe,’ can be glimpsed from the village all the way to the coast. The glacier streaks down the western valley between Aoraki (Mt Cook) and Mt Tasman, ending 250m above sea level in the lush rainforest of Westland’s Tai Poutini National Park.

Gillespies Beach

11km down a narrow, unsealed road, which curves and twists and bumps through the forest of Westland Tai Poutini National Park, is Gillespies Beach. A Department of Conservation Campsite sits at the end of the road, leading over the grass and to the ocean. Stones smoothed by the sea lay scattered all over the black sand between driftwood logs and sturdy tufts of Flax, and through the sea spray you can see Fox Glacier shimmering between the peaks behind the beach.

Lake Matheson

On the way back to Weheka village from Gillespies Beach, we visited Lake Matheson. It is a small lake by Queenstown and Wānaka standards, but with an impressive view. We walked the complete circuit around the lake as the sun set, making it very dark in the ferny rainforest that surrounds it, but the changing colours reflected in the water off the snowy peaks were breath taking. Endangered Kiwis live in this forest, so as it grew dark we listened out for their high pitched trill in the trees.
Walking Time: 1 hour 30 mins

Accommodation: Sunset Motel <$83 NZD – 1 night
Driving Time: Wānaka – Fox Glacier: 3.5 hours

Franz Josef Glacier

The following morning, we continued our journey up the West Coast, stopping at Franz Josef Glacier, traditionally ‘Ka Roimata o Hine Hukatere.’ I found it interesting to visit this glacier and compare the photos from my previous visits; it’s an eye-opener just how quickly the glaciers are shrinking.

Arthur’s Pass

As if the mountains so far hadn’t been dramatic enough, we ventured inland to Arthur’s Pass. The road climbs, getting gradually more extreme as you scale the sheer ledges, suspended in the mountains by some feat of engineering. This mountain wilderness is home to Kea – the alpine parrots endemic to New Zealand’s South Island. These cheeky fellas are very curious and tactile, and if you stop too long they may peel the rubber seals off your car windows just for fun! We encountered a pair with their baby fledgling at the Otira Viaduct Lookout, where I was lucky enough to capture their beautiful feathers in flight. (Click on the images below.)

Devil’s Punchbowl Falls

This short walk crosses the river from Arthur’s Pass Village, and climbs through beech forest to a viewpoint at the foot of the waterfall. All the way we could hear the rushing force of water crashing down the mountainside, and feel the cool spray clinging to our skin.

Walking Time: 1 hour return

Kura Tawhiti / Castle Hill

Rolling plains expand into the foothills below the mountains, covered in limestone rock formations. This is an official ‘tōpuni’ site; a symbolic cloak of protection to the local Māori, and has always been a significant meeting place. Nowadays Kura Tawhiti attracts rock climbers and walkers to admire the strange land.
Walking Time: 20 mins

Just the drive itself through the mountain pass is stunning, but there are many side tracks, hikes and ski resorts to explore along the way if you have time. Morning mist slithered through the valleys, plunging the road into darkness every so often, a great contrast to the brilliant blue sky reflected in the river.

Accommodation: Mountain House YHA < $95 NZD – 1 night
Food & Drink: Bealey Hotel (Pub,) Arthur’s Pass Store (Cafe / general store)
Drive Time: Fox Glacier – Arthur’s Pass Village: 3.5 hours

Picton

As the road descended into the Canterbury flats, and the snow-capped mountain peaks grew smaller in the wing mirrors, I couldn’t help but feel a little sad. There’s a certain magic in the mountains of Te Waipounamu that I crave, but Spring was officially in the air and a change of scenery was waiting for us in the Marlborough Sounds.

We drove back up the east coast, via Kaikōura for a night, and were greeted with warm sunshine at Picton – the gateway between North and South Island. It was like two different worlds, a day apart, going from the cold blues of bleak mountain wilderness to the sub-tropical greens of the Sounds and their beaches. This is why I love New Zealand!

Snout Track

The carpark for the Snout Track is situated on Victoria Domain Road, and is in itself, a viewpoint. The walk took us along the ridge of the peninsula that encases Waikawa Bay, with gorgeous views of the Marlborough Sounds and islands. We walked through the sub-tropical rainforest, fantails following our trail as we stirred up mosquitoes, all the way down to the tip of ‘The Snout.,’ where the blue sea lapped at the rocks while large sea birds soared above.

Walking Time: 2 hours 15 mins

The Marlborough region is famous for its wine, so while in the area, it would be rude not to try some! In the morning, we watched the Interislander ferry come in on the shimmering Sounds, before boarding back to Wellington.

Accommodation: Atlantis Backpackers < $90 NZD – 1 night
Food & Drink: Cortado (Pizza restaurant,) Le Café (café,)
Drive Time: Arthur’s Pass – Kaikōura: 4 hours. Kaikōura – Picton: 2 hours

Great Barrier Reef – Lady Musgrave Island

A real desert island, complete with a tropical lagoon and reef oasis, sits around 95km off the coast of Bundaberg in Queensland. Lady Musgrave Island. Part of the Bunker Group, this is the southernmost section of the famous Great Barrier Reef and plays host to a magical menagerie of sea life.

Ok, David Attenborough voice aside, this was my favourite Great Barrier Reef experience so far. Taylor and I booked the ‘Lady Musgrave Experience’ Day Tour for late February, and I was not disappointed! Between January and March is turtle hatching season, and many mother turtles are still laying their eggs through February. The tour did get cancelled on the day I’d booked it for due to dangerous offshore wind conditions (went to the Bundaberg Rum Distillery instead – never a bad thing!) The tour was easily rescheduled for the following day, at no extra cost, and went ahead as planned.

6:45am: Checked in at Bundaberg Port Marina
7:00am: Boarded the “Reef Empress” ready for departure

Boarding the “Reef Empress”

The morning was warm, full of promise, with the first blue sky we’d seen in days. All passengers were assigned to a group as we boarded the boat; Turtles, Clownfish and Dolphins – we were Dolphins. This was simply for the rotation of activities once we reached the island. The crossing was a rough 2 hours, the majority of passengers needed paper bags, clutching their heads and holding on for dear life. We took our ginger tablets and sat watching the crew running around cleaning patches on the floor and disposing of used paper bags. They were incredible, remaining upbeat and cheerful the whole time.

A rough crossing

2 hours later, we pulled into a big semi-circular reef lagoon, with the gold and green island in the centre. Firstly, I need to talk about the colour of the sea. You couldn’t even paint it. It was blue, yes, a light, bright blue with stripes of turquoise and green wherever the reef lay below, but it was iridescent, backlit if you will, shining like fluorescent light!

On the Pontoon

Anyway, we stepped off the boat onto the enormous three-storey pontoon, (with an underwater viewing room below deck, and glamping style beds on the top deck for the overnight experience) and the first thing I saw as I gazed out across the reef was a turtle! It was just floating on the surface about 20 metres away, its shell all clean and beautiful.

The Glass-Bottomed Boat

After a brief snorkeling run-through, the 3 groups broke off. The Dolphin group were on the glass-bottomed boat first. Our guide was Tyson, and he floated us over the different types of coral: staghorn, brain, boulder, plated, finger…. As he was explaining that the white tips on the coral is actually regrowth, not bleaching, a Brown Booby Bird swooped low next to the boat, majestically stealing our attention.

Next, Tyson steered us over a ‘turtle cleaning station’, a part of the reef where little fish nibble all the algae off the turtles’ shells. We could see the silhouettes of 4 turtles being cleaned far beneath the surface, and as we drifted over, one swam right up to the glass, giving us all a clear glimpse of its beautiful pristine shell, before popping its head up right beside the boat! Tyson said that was the closest he’d ever seen a wild green turtle and was pretty stoked himself!

Green Turtle under the Glass Bottomed Boat

Lady Musgrave Island

We pulled up on Lady Musgrave Island, where another guide, Jordan, met us for a walk around Capricornia Cays National Park. The sand is white, broken coral, with flecks of pink, and is so sharp you are advised to wear footwear at all times. One of the deadliest creatures of the ocean can be found on this beach – Cone Snails, which might look like a pretty, pink shell to collect, but the creature has a tiny barb that it fires through an opening in its shell, which has the ability to kill a person in half an hour. It wouldn’t be Australia if something wasn’t trying to kill you…

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Coral Beach

Behind the beach is a dense canopy of green Pisonian Grandis trees, and then you notice the birds. I’m not sure if the noise or the smell hits you first, but when you notice the sheer amount of little black sea birds nesting in the trees, you really get a sense of the wildness of this island. They have no predators here, and they’re everywhere, diving, swooping, pooping, screaming, and they appear to wear little white hats, hence their name: White Capped Noddy Terns. They inhabit the Pisonian forest, and are part of an intense circle of life, see, the island is basically a pile of coral; the birds nest in the trees, and their poop helps fertilise the trees. The trees also produce these sticky, sappy traps, which capture some of the Terns in a slow and sticky death, essentially using the birds as plant food. Gnarly.

The Edge of the Pisonian Forest
A White Capped Noddy Tern Chick in its nest
Pisonian Forest

But aside from the stench, the forest was beautiful to walk through. I also spotted a couple of Buff Banded Rail birds scratching about on the ground, and some tiny Capricorn Silver Eyes darting about the branches. We came out on the other side of the island, onto the beach, where sun bleached logs litter the coral sand.

A wild beach
A Bridled Tern rests on a log; a White Capped Noddy Tern flies overhead

Then came a turtle, just a dark shape in the shallow water, moving closer to the beach. Then came another, and another! They didn’t leave the water, but one came so close to the shore that Jordan identified that it wasn’t big enough to be of nesting age (30), so she must have just been curious! We strolled back around the island along the beach, and hopped back on the glass-bottomed boat, back to the Pontoon for lunch.

Snorkelling on the Reef

Finally it was our turn to snorkel, the part I’d been looking forward to all day. After a quick lunch of salads and cold meats, we quickly got our gear on and jumped in the reef lagoon. The first thing you see are little groups of little black and white fish, swimming for a close up of your funny goggles. As you get closer to the coral shelf, schools of tiny blue fish shimmer like a glittery curtain as they dart back and forth in unison.

Scissortail Sergeant Fish
Blue Green Chromis & Lemon Damsels
Whitley’s Sergeant Fish around purple coral
Moorish Idol
Butterflyfish

Parrot Fish have beaks that enable them to feed on the coral.

They come in a huge array of colours, you can see the orange one’s teeth-like beak.

Chinese Trumpet Fish
Fox Face Rabbit Fish
Plated, Staghorn and Brain coral

The coral is beautiful here, splashes of colours somehow pop under the water. I was so engrossed in watching interesting fish appearing from the reef that the turtles caught me off guard! Taylor caught my eye, signalling to me under the water, and pointing ahead; there it was, appearing out of the murkiness, coming towards us, so majestic, as though flying beneath the waves. This Green Turtle was about the size of a grown man’s torso. Her tail was barely visible, showing she was female, and she swam right underneath us. I turned and followed her for a short while, before she dived into the depths of the reef.

Female Green Turtle

The second turtle was skimming along a shallow shelf of reef at my eye level, flapping her flippers, and surfacing a few metres away. I popped my head up too and saw her floating on the surface!

Giant Clam
Sea Cucumber
Green Parrot Fish
Blue Parrot Fish

After an hour of solid snorkelling, we sat on the edge of the pontoon sipping on a Gin Mule, dangling our feet in the ocean. On the boat ride back, we saw an Olive Sea Snake wriggle by in the waves, and several dolphins.

Facts of the Day:

  • The Great Barrier Reef is roughly the same size as Japan.
  • You can’t visit the adjacent Fairfax Islands because they were used for target practice by the Australian Military in the 1940s, and there is likely to be live ammunition still scattered on the islands.
  • Without the birds, there would be no trees on Lady Musgrave Island, and without the trees there would be no birds. Without either of these, the island would be a bank of dead coral, and may have been washed or eroded away.
  • Corals are actually living invertebrates related to jellyfish and anemones.
  • Coral relies on its resident algae to survive. Photosynthesis in the algae creates food for the coral.
  • Some corals actually catch small fish and plankton to feed on.
  • The tiny white tips you see on the coral reef is not bleaching; it is in fact regrowth.
  • The colour you see on coral is actually produced by the algae as a form of sun protection. The deeper the coral, the less colour it will have, as it will have less sun exposure.
  • Coral Bleaching is caused by rising temperatures and pollution that kills the coral’s algae. When the algae is gone, the coral dies.

Tongariro Alpine Crossing – New Zealand

The Tongariro Crossing had been on my bucket list for about 6 years, and finally, in January 2019, my opportunity arrived. Friends of mine, Simon & Mike, two brothers from back home, happened to be visiting New Zealand while I was staying with family there, and so we decided to take on the crossing together. According to my Strava app (which may or may not be accurate) it is about 14 miles (22km), with an elevation gain of about 2,762ft (850m), and crosses between 3 of New Zealand’s iconic active volcanoes. It is recommended that you fully plan the journey, with plenty of water, snacks, sun protection, good hiking shoes with support, and layers of clothing. Always check the weather, as whatever the weather is doing at ground level, it changes fast and will be at least 5 degrees colder at the crater.

A January Day, 2019

5:30am – Summer Bellbirds ‘pinged’ outside the Turangi motel, on the south side of Lake Taupo, as my hiking buddies and I awoke to make bacon sarnies. After breakfast, we packed up the car and set off beneath the grapefruit sky to Ketetahi Long Stay Car park, about half an hour’s drive from Turangi.

7:00am – We boarded the shuttle bus from Ketetahi Long Stay Car Park to Mangatepopo Hut – the opposite side of Tongariro National Park, to the start of the Tongariro Crossing.

^Prep & Conditions Board at the start of the track, Mangatepopo^

7:30am – 5°c, clear, light winds – As the sun hid behind the mountains before us, we checked all our gear, stretched our legs and used the facilities. We began hiking, gently climbing the grassy hillside, the sun making its glaring appearance over the crest and quickly raising the temperature to T-shirt weather. Through the sulphurous pumice fields, we hiked, where white daisies sprout from the rough, black earth.

^Pumice Fields^

The path led onto a boardwalk, which crossed the silty plains of strange moss, framed by dark, jagged rock. Mount Ngauruhoe – known for portraying Mt. Doom in Lord of the Rings – loomed over the pathway, puffs of mist unfurling from its craters, casting its long, morning shadow over the landscape.

^Mount Ngauruhoe – the youngest & most active vent in the area – last erupted in 1977^

We began to climb; rock and man-made steps paving the lung-squashing incline. As we did, a panoramic view of the vast national park stretched out behind us.

^Tongariro National Park looking West^

Suddenly we were level and a giant plateau of sandy rock appeared before us, surrounded by an uneven black rim. We followed the trickle of hikers across the plateau, at the foot of impressive Ngauruhoe, and began to scale the lip on the other side.

^View back across the plateau & Mt. Ngauruhoe^

A fast, thick fog was moving over the summit, so we paused on the steep side of the lip for lunch. The air quickly became cool and dark, and it wasn’t long before we, and fellow hikers around us, had donned thermal jackets.

^The skiddy ascent to Red Crater / Mound of lucky stone stacks at the summit^

The route up is a treacherous combination of loose scree and sand, on both sides of the summit of Tongariro’s Red Crater, making footing impossible, and you have to kind of cross country ski your way over. At the top, a huge mound of rocks and pebbles marks the summit, built over the years by each hiker adding a stone. You feel like you’re on the edge of the world, especially when you can’t see through the dense fog!

^The Red Crater, formed around 3000 yrs ago, coloured due to oxidised iron in the rock – last erupted 1926, but Tongariro has many craters, some of which last erupted in 2012^

Skidding down the other side, the fog began to break, revealing the dramatic Red Crater. Clouds rushed over the landscape, thinning more and more until the brilliant Emerald Lakes shone through, patchy sunlight glistening on their surface.

^Emerald Lakes, Tongariro^

This is it – the iconic view of the Tongariro Crossing. The national park is a stretch of green, far and wide, all the way to the horizon where it meets the blue, fluffy clouded sky. Mountains drop down to hills, rainforests, rivers and vast plains. On the edge of the foreground three emerald and blue lakes stand out from the grey, volcanic rock, regardless of the weather. Curls of steam rise from the rock all around, that rich, boiled egg smell filling your nostrils.

^Emerald Lake, Tongariro^
^Emerald & Blue Lakes, Tongariro^
^Descent from the Red Crater / Steam rising from volcanic rock^

We continued across the next plain, looking back on the three iconic volcanoes lined up like a postcard; Tongariro – jagged and broken at the forefront, Ngauruhoe – the perfect volcano shape in the centre, and snowy Ruapehu peeping out from behind.

^Trio of Volcanoes – Ruapehu, Ngauruhoe, and Tongariro^

The walk down to Ketetahi is a neverending zig-zag, through bushland and rock, which never seems to get closer to the end. Lake Taupo shines on the horizon below, before the path eventually drops into rainforest, and quickly descends down wooden steps, joining a cascading river down to Ketetahi.

^Descent to Ketetahi^

2:00pm – 13°c, sunny – Once we reached the Ketetahi end of the Tongariro Crossing, it was another 20min walk along the dusty road to the Long Stay Carpark. The hike back to the car felt long, but far from disappointing! The landscape is marvellous, and there’s plenty of nature to see; we were three satisfied & very happy hikers. Our moving time was about 5 hours, all the photo stops and snack breaks made it much longer, but why rush through an experience like that?

^Reaching the end of the crossing at Ketetahi^

Our Tongariro adventure ended at the car park, where the car wouldn’t start, and the next adventure began – getting home!

^View across Lake Taupo to Tongariro National Park, from Taupo^

A Tent with a View – Camping New Zealand

“Most folks are tourists – they bumble around NZ hoping to ‘see the sights’ without expending much effort to find the truly unique uncommercialized spots. Travellers, on the other hand, are fewer. Travellers attempt to find good info about wonderful spots and experiences.” (Cook. S, NZ Frenzy Guidebook, p.91)

In March 2014, while I was living in Wanaka, New Zealand, I was invited on a roadie.

The trip was planned for 10 weeks, and we would mostly be camping.

Our crew was Jonny from Edinburgh, Scotland, Yogi from Bayern, Germany, Gian from Saronno, Italy, and myself, from the Isle of Wight, England.

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We packed:

3 tents

4 sleeping bags

4 backpacks

2 tarps

a box of cooking equipment

a gas canister

a chair

a fishing rod

climbing gear

4 cameras of various description & a GoPro

a library of Travel Guides, leaflets and maps

and a Nissan Bluebird with a flat battery.

It was cosy to say the least.

It’s difficult to estimate how much money to take on an unplanned journey like this one, but calculating the costs of fuel, food and accommodation is the best place to start. Department of Conservation (DOC) campsites are pretty much everywhere on South Island, and are usually $6 per head, if not free; the fuel for the Nissan was about $100 between the four of us every 2-3 days; and food was mostly budget stuff we could share and cook easily on the camp-stove. All in all, Jonny recommended taking about $3000 (£1500) for a 10 week trip. I managed to save about half that, and travelled for a month, but it depends on your personal itinerary.

Although the majority of this journey was unplanned, some extent of planning is essential. Having a Plan A and Plan B and a Backup is a good way of planning without actually planning! We were always checking out alternatives in our DOC campsite guide and Lonely Planet books.

The journey began on Tuesday 18th March.

A strange mist started to engulf Wanaka’s Mt Iron, as if erasing it from the horizon of my future. But I would be back.

Milford Sound

Milford Sound is one of New Zealand’s most iconic locations. We camped in the wet and humid fiordland, where there was nothing but rain and sandflies, and a sense of uncertain magic in the air. Steamy mist engulfed the green sea mountains, and the four of us sheltered in the car beneath a tree, relying on a bag of wine to keep us warm! This place is also known as Ata Whenua, (Shadowland), where between the boggy planes are rushing rivers and twisted goblin forests.

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The 120km drive from Te Anau to Milford Sound is “a visual cornucopia of delight,” (Cook, S. NZ Frenzy Guidebook, p.196). The mountains begin to approach you on the horizon through the Eglinton Valley, rising up around you, craggy and piercing and belittlingly big. Then you go through damp woodland, passing glacial rivers and pools, finally breaking out at the entrance to Homer’s Tunnel. We simply had to pull over and get out. 360degrees of rocky mountain faces, with fresh waterfalls cascading from sheer mile high drops.

Homer’s Tunnel itself was eerie and quiet. It goes right through the heart of the mountain, and you can see each chisel and pickaxe mark in the walls from when it was dug in the late 1930s; the signatures of over a decade of hard labour.

We emerged out the other side, suspended high up among mountains on a road that winds down to sea level. All around are glistening rocks and dramatic peaks and even New Zealand’s only mountain parrot – the Kea – came out to play, terrorising family picnics at the viewpoints.

On arrival at the gateway to Milford Sound, we celebrated with a compulsory cider from the pub, and then went on the foreshore walk. This is well worth it – especially if you’re on a budget and want to avoid tourists! The walk loops around the shore line, not even 20 minutes, with perfect unspoilt views. The sun hovered over Mitre Peak, casting a dense haze over the seascape with a golden tinge, and The Bowen Falls projected water off the side of the mountain as the spectacular sailing ships drifted across the foreground.

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We made our way back from Milford Sound in neutral, clenching our buttocks every time we went up hill, as we’d all forgotten that Te Anau is the last place to fill up the petrol tank!

That night, we found a beautiful campground in The Hollyford Valley, with wood-burner powered shower huts and a crystal river running right through. It was here that Jonny befriended a character called Ludwig – a French fisherman with a bottle of cognac… but that story’s for another time…

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The Lost Gypsy Gallery

In The Catlins Forest, New Zealand’s far south, we camped at a place called Curio Bay, where we spent the morning of a crimson sunrise surfing with Hector Dolphins. Our surf instructor, a local man called Nick, advised us to go to The Lost Gypsy Gallery, just up the road in Papatowai.

A small group of artists and inventors have put together a compilation of strange, interactive works, mainly made out of recycled junk. An old gypsy caravan, which appears to have grown into the bushland, is choc full of gadgets, experiments and puzzles, while the garden behind – “The Winding Thoughts Theatre” – which you can enter for a donation of $5, is a cornucopia of clever, tactile mechanisms that make you feel like you’re back at the water tray in kinder garten!

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Dunedin

This topsy turvy old city is twinned with Edinburgh, and while Jonny ceremoniously wore his kilt the whole time we were there, the only real likeness to Scotland was the weather! It was however, a fantastic place to meet people and enjoy the Gaelic bar culture, with real pints on pump, and of course, New Zealand’s very own Speights Brewery.

Moeraki Boulders

North of Dunedin, along the East Coast highway, lie the science phenomenon, the Moeraki Boulders. Huge round dinosaur eggs of rocks, all clustered together on the beach with waves crashing against them. Maori legend has it that the ancient canoe, Arai-te-uru, sailing from Hawaiki, was wrecked, and the boulders are the fossilized eel baskets and kumara washed up from the wreck. Scientists say that they are concretion formations eroded from the cliffs.

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West Coast

From the calm and quiet east coast, we cut inland across Mckenzie Country and the Lakes, sleeping mainly in fields hours from any tarmacked roads, where the stars outshone our campfire. Stopping for breaks at the spectacular Lake Tekapo, and Mt Cook – home of Sir Hilary Edmund – we made our way to the wild West Coast.

We got through the bleak village of Haast and headed south along the coast, through rainforest, windy trees, and mountain views, until we reached a little place called Jackson’s Bay. It’s a desolate place with just the ocean and a tiny cabin called The Cray Pot, where fresh fish and crayfish are caught, cooked and served with chips in baskets. Jonny and I enjoyed huge helpings of butterfish, while the boys cowered in the car from the ferocious sandflies.

Making our way north along the hair-raising cliff-edge road, we passed little bays and houses built on the edge of wild beaches. We took the scenic walks to both Fox Glacier and Franz Josef Glacier, which have decreased in size a lot since the last time I saw them in 2007. We passed through the quaint little town of Hokitika, filled with galleries and greenstone factories, and made for Arthur’s Pass.

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Arthur’s Pass

Lush mountains that look like they’re wearing big woolly green fleeces line the horizon; with rivers running in between. The road criss-crosses with the Alpine Train track before winding up the steep ascent into the pass. Through the mountains, the road is a high-raised flyover, cutting right through the scenery. We stopped at the top, where a group of Kea came to investigate our car, picking and pulling at the rubber seals on the doors and tapping on the back window. They are extremely intelligent mountains parrots; curious and tactile, with a beautiful rainbow of colours on the underside of their wings.

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We lost Jonny further up the Pass, at Castle Rocks, a top climbing destination. These formations loom over the dusty grasslands, framed by grey mountains that look oil painted. They are sacred and were once home to Maori tribes, serving as good shelter and protection.

Akaroa

Matt – a good friend Jonny and I know from Cardrona – offered us a place to stay at his home in the little French town of Akaroa. Akaroa is a sheltered harbour on the south of Banks Peninsula near Christchurch. Occupied by the French in 1840, this pretty town has French road names, French shops and cafes, and a generally French look about it, with window boxes and blue, white, red striped flags on the buildings.

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Matt shared a quirky house with a few local lads he worked with. They had a stream filled with eels running through their garden, which they’d feed leftovers, and in the evenings they’d light the BBQ and play darts in their garage where they’d built a little bar, and get up to boyish shenanigans.

Matt took us to the Bay Heads – the southern tip of Akaroa, reached by driving off-road and through private farmland, (we had to stop and ask the farmer). With a couple of friends and a few beersies, we sat on top of the blustery cliff, watching dolphins playing in the ocean below.

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Abel Tasman – Paddling Paradise
Abel Tasman was probably one of the most beautiful and worthwhile adventures. There are many 1-5 day journeys to choose from – we chose to kayak for 2 days and hike for 1. There are even water taxis, which will transport you from bay to bay.
We booked the excursion at the i-Site centre in Motueka, and met at the water taxi base the following morning for instructions. A guide provides you with your kayaks, running you through launching, berthing and safety procedures. You are also provided with a map and instructions on where to leave your kayak while camping, and then you’re off!

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Beautiful blue ocean; lush green mountains; golden bays only accessible by boat; natural rockery smothered with wildlife; unexplored islands dotted along the coastline. Complete serenity, just the salty breeze on your skin, and the ripples of the sea gently lapping the side of the kayak. As you paddle up to various bays, you are overcome by the twittering in the trees; a cornucopia of different sounds, from the Fantail to the Tui to the Bellbird. Shags dive in the shallows, disappearing and then popping up somewhere else. A couple may perch on the rocks, wings outstretched to dry in the sun. If you’re lucky, you’ll see the baby seals, lolloping along the rocks, then slipping into the sea and swimming over to investigate, twisting and dancing in the water.

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We camped by the beach, setting our tents in the shelter of trees, and rising with the sun and the birds to pack up and carry our kayaks down to the water’s edge. On the second night, we stayed at Awaroa Bay, where the beach is only accessible at low tide. Packing up early in the morning, we tied our boots to our backpacks, rolled up our trousers, and made the beach crossing. Even at low tide I was wading through knee deep water, with tiny seashells spiking the soles of my feet. Any later and we’d be swimming!

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The hike crosses from boardwalks, to bushland paths, to soft, sandy beaches. It is challenging terrain, climbing up cliff side mountains, and then sinking in sand, but every step is more than worth it. The colours alone are breath taking, and the only people you see are there for the exact same reason as you.

Barrytown

In a house on the cliffs of Barrytown, on the West Coast near Punakaiki, live Steven and Robyn the blacksmiths. Yogi and I went to the knife making workshop the couple have been running for years, welcoming travellers into their house and teaching them how to make knives! Here we met 3 Canadians; Joe, Justin and Danielle, a Dublin guy called Adam, a Dorset girl called Lucy, and a German called Raphael. We all donned big shirts, (like the paint shirts you have to wear at primary school), heat protective gloves, and a pair of googles.

We forged the steel in the forge fire, hammering the blade into shape on huge anvils before cooling it for 10 seconds in a bucket of water and duck poo! After sawing and essential sanding, we moved onto the handle, which we cut from New Zealand Rimu wood.

Steven took an interest in each of his clients, remembering each one’s name and making jokes all the time. He remembered me as ‘The Mighty Mouse’, and had an association for everyone. Shoes and work shirts off, it was time to break for lunch. Robyn invited us all into her kitchen for a smorgasbord of toastie goodies and tea, where we nattered and played with the dog before going to see the other animals and play on the enormous 30ft swing. It was like being at Grandma’s house!

After lunch, we perfected our individual knives, giving them a mirror shine, and finally protected the handles with Kiwi polish, topping off the day with a glass of homemade “Barrypagne” champagne.

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Our exploration of South Island was complete, so it was time to make the transition to the North Island. We took the Bluebridge ferry from Picton to Wellington; about a 4 hour crossing, and began a week of Autumnal weather in New Zealand’s windy capital. From there we went up the east coast, through Palmerston North, Wanganui, up the Surf Highway to Taranaki, along the Forgotten Highway inland towards Taraunui, Waitomo, and Aroha, and ended in Tauranga.

The North Island has a larger population, less open space (but still heaps), and therefore DOC campsites are hard to come by. Camping is more expensive, and the weather confined us to shelter and so we moved quickly from town to town. Eventually, in Aroha, the main tent was taken down in the night by the monsoon and the camping trip came to a harsh end.

Some of the best moments while travelling are in uninteresting places, and while they stand bold in memory, they are not captivating to an audience. Evenings in strange campgrounds, sometimes infused with wine, sometimes not; or moments of car madness from simply sitting too long. When you’re with a new group of people so diverse, you cherish those moments where you laugh and share little nuggets of togetherness that only those who were there will understand.

One of my favourite spots was Lake Ianthe on the West Coast. It took us a while just to find the D.O.C campground, which was hidden down a track to the water’s edge. There’s only room for about 8 tents there, but the location suggests not many people go there.

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The evening was so serene. Yogi tried his luck fishing, while the sun lowered in the sky, casting some gorgeous colours across the water. Another group of campers built a big fire and cooked their fish and potatoes on it, and I sat on the edge of the little pontoon taking it all in.

Another of my favourite spots was Kakanui on the East Coast, right on the edge of the Pacific ocean. We camped on the cliff just above the beach, which had drift logs strewn across it. The waves were beautifully ferocious, and we watched as people surfed and kayaked them.

There was a little tree in the corner of this camp area, with branches all low and twisted. For some reason I was drawn it, and kept finding myself perched on the overhanging branch, legs swinging, watching the other campers. We sat for ages here, picnic blanket out, music playing, sunshine blazing, Jonny carving driftwood with his penknife. I put my tent up early, so the sun would warm it up. The boys, however, waited until the sun was faded and the wind picked up. It was amusing watching them try and pitch their tent when the canopy kept flying away! After all that, the evening drew in cold, and I ended up sleeping in their tent anyway to keep warm.

That was the night Yogi sat in his fold-up chair with his pipe, and said; “In years to come, we’ll all meet up again, and we’ll bring our kids and they’ll play together, while we try to remember everything about this trip!” We laughed a lot, and Gian made flatbreads on the campstove, and we sang and joked.

The next morning we unzipped the tent onto a glorious scene of crashing blue waves under a yellow sky, and we drove away from the campsite with a light and airy feel of content.

Yet another of my favourite places was Orepuki, down on the south coast between Invercargill and the Catlins. It reminded me of a little village back home on the Isle of Wight called Brooke. The characters we met in the local pub, mixed with the sunset on the beach, and the stargazing, and the French cyclist who let me play his tiny guitar around the campstove, made this tiny place very significant.

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Thanks for reading! You can watch the video documentary I made on this journey at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqs7xMVCaPY

The Bay of Plenty Memoirs

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Tonight I feel like your stereotypical writer. Sitting in a motel room in Auckland, wondering where the next pay packet is coming from; sipping tea made with a kettle that doesn’t fit under the tap, and those tiny pots of milk that never seem to be enough, but always turn out to be the perfect amount… I can hear the traffic outside; the fridge is whirring like the tardis, and the man in the room next door has a rasping cough. I’ve eaten all my satsumas, but I’ve got plenty of tea.

I’m trying to decide which bed to sleep in. The double provides sufficient ‘starfish’ space, and it’s closest to the light switch, (there’s nothing worse than stubbing your toe during the scramble-run-dive to the bed in the dark after switching off the light), however the single has, more than likely, seen a lot less ‘action’.

Speaking of ‘action’, I had my first experience in a strip club the other night. Having finished my job in the posh hotel, “The leading hotel in the Bay of Plenty…” (blah blah) I had leaving drinks with some of my work mates. It was a typical friday night on The Strand, and there were a few Mid-Christmas parties going on, which made it slightly rowdier, (Mid-Christmas is a mid-winter celebration, which often involves turkey and tinsel because Christmas falls in the middle of the busy summer period). We started in the usual fashion with a beer or two in the local, when some of the guys began talking about how they always used to go to the strip club. I let slip that I’d never been to a strip club: mouths fell open and that was that! They took me to ‘Route 67’, where we sat along a bench and watched a couple of dances. It was a lot more tasteful than I expected, (and possibly more tasteful than it would be in London), and the girls were really natural, down to earth and friendly. We had a nice chat about wine with a topless girl in the middle of her dance, and then she asked if we would like to spank her. One of my mates even got to motorboat her! The boys weren’t allowed to touch though. I never imagined seeing myself write this, but I was pleasantly surprised!

Shortly after, we moved on to The Bahama Hut, where we danced to generic music and drank Backdraft shots…

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The shot was set on fire, and sprinkled with cinnamon to create sparks, then the barman put a cup over it to catch the smoke and put the flames out. I had to take the shot with a straw and then breathe the smoke out of the cup.

We sat on the swings in the seating area, just for the novelty of it, and we danced around the palm tree until the club shut, and as the cops made their closing time arrests, we shared taxis home, marveling at the crystal clear stars blinking down at us through the rear windows.

The clarity of the sky here never fails to impress me. I was sitting on the deck back in Tauranga the other day; the sun was shining, it must’ve been about 20 c, and I just sat and listened. In the distance I could hear the faint whoosh of the highway; someone was mowing the lawn in a nearby neighbourhood; a dog was barking in multiples of 3 somewhere in the valley, and the goat on the hill bleated here and there, but the sound that filled my ears the most, was the sound of the birds. Not just one bird; not even one type, but a colourful collage of maybe 10 or 20 different songs, filling the blue sky with music. It got me thinking about how close we are to nature in this part of the world, and all the things I’ve seen in Tauranga and The Bay of Plenty…

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A Shag at The Blue Lake, Rotorua (sounds rude)

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Creepy spider’s web in The Bay of Plenty

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Admiral Butterfly in The Bay of Plenty

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An Orb Spider in the garden

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A shiny green ladybird in the garden

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 Cicada skeletons – throughout the summer months, these big fly-like insects shed their skins, sounding similar to a field full of crickets, and leave them scattered about the landscape like a graveyard.

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Bumble bee in the garden

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Paperwasp nests in the garden

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Praying Mantis – these guys are everywhere! In the shower, on my long board, climbing through the window… they’re awesome, and when you hold them, they swivel their eyes at you!

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Skinks – these little lizards are cute too. They run super fast, but if you’re quiet, you can see them basking in the sun in the garden

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Sting Ray in Tauranga (dodgy camera phone)

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Male and female New Zealand Robins – (they really are All Blacks) in The Bay of Plenty

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A Tui in Whangamata

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A Fantail in Taupo, such flitty little birds – difficult to photograph

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A Silvereye in Taupo

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Male and female Bellbirds in Taupo – quite rare to see

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Glowworms in Waitomo

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A Kingfisher in the garden

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A Tomtit in Whakatane

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A fluffy butterfly in the garden…

But in contrast to the abundance of beautiful birds, trees and insects, Tauranga city itself has been a marvelous place to spend these past months. I’ll never forget the day I walked home from work and saw a balding man in a business suit, scooting along on a little fold up scooter. And when I witnessed a fight between a man and a woman outside the church while a christening was going on. The little quirks of urban life, matched up with the serene harbour views and coffee shop culture, it’s definitely given me something to miss.

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However, with the end of one chapter comes the beginning of the next. I’m flying to Queenstown in the morning, so it’s farewell sub-tropic, volcanic shire land, and hello dramatic snowy mountains!

The stars are shining for my last night on North Island. Good night!

…And I think I’ll choose the double bed…

Waikato Wanderings

With dreams of a long weekend in Wellington shattered at our feet due to fully booked motels, my folks and I decided to take a trip through the Waikato region; west of the Bay of Plenty.

We set off on the morning of Friday 26th April, following a spectacular double rainbow through Rotorua, where it arced over Mt Ngongataha, and led us to the Rainbow Mountain, where the end of the rainbow dipped its colours in the lake, before leading us on to Taupo.

We reached Lake Taupo near Kinloch, where the temperature dropped and the sun and the rain competed for the sky. The rainbow we had followed was now dropping over the headland and falling into the blue of Lake Taupo, and we ditched the car to begin a 4 hour walk to an inlet called Kawakawa Bay.

Trudging along a sandy track, through trees and bushland, with occasional clearings that overlook the secret bays of Lake Taupo, we witnessed rare native birds: Silver Eyes; a couple of Bell Birds; some common Fantails and a little white Pōpokotea, or Whitehead.

With the sun burning off the threat of rain, we came to a clearing high on the headland before descending down to the bay. Standing upon the rock, looking over a vast stretch of Lake Taupo, with the jagged highlands, hazy in the distance.

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The descent to the bay took us down into damp, rocky woodland, with gigantic ferns and exotic trees lining our way. It felt as though we’d entered a rainforest, and then the path flattened out as the sound of the water lapping the beach kissed our ears, and we emerged into a clearing and onto Kawakawa Bay.

The pebbly beach curved around either side of us, disappearing around headlands on one side, and off into the distance on the other, while the lake itself splashed up against the shore like a choppy ocean. There was no chance of strolling into the water for a paddle, as the shore line drops a hundred meters or so beneath the water surface. It is a volcanic lake after all.

Another two hours later, we’d made our way back along the winding bushland path and back to the RVR, and headed into town to find our digs.

Taupo is a beautiful town, but the temperature is considerably cooler, being a lot higher up than Tauranga. Our motel was called ‘Mountain View’, but unfortunately, the Tongariro mountains were obscured by haze that day. But our balcony didn’t go to waste. We spent the evening strolling about the town, enjoying Irish pub grub in Finn’s, and topped the evening off with a Kahlua nightcap in The Shed.

Saturday 27th April
Bidding farewell to Taupo once again, we headed northwest through rolling green hills and little towns, past sheep and pigs and endless fields of cows. We passed through, Tirau, a small town littered with corrugated iron artwork. The i-site centre was made of two corrugated iron buildings in the shape of a sheep and a dog, and big corrugated Pukekos sat atop one of the shops. We stopped briefly in Cambridge to pick up a bite to eat and stretch our legs, and then continued west towards Raglan.

In the midst of the countryside, on a quiet road somewhere near Karamu, outside of Hamilton, we came across the toothbrush fence, which is, exactly as it sounds, a fence covered in toothbrushes!

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We reached Raglan on the west coast, and took a short detour south to Bridal Veil Falls, where the Pakoka river leaps from a 55 metre high clifftop, creating a spectacular waterfall. A short walk alongside the river, beneath a tropical canopy, leads down over 200 steps, passing various viewpoints, until you reach the bottom, where you stand on a bridge over the river, looking up at the waterfall and getting considerably damp!

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On to Raglan – a little coastal town, known for its surf, which swells up from the Tasman Sea. We stopped in the town – just a few shops and cafes on the main street – and ventured into a little place called The Shack, where I was greeted at the door by an old friend from university back in London, Grai. The Shack was a busy little cafe, with quirks like all the sides were served in miniature milk bottles. We ordered some teas and coffees and Grai took the order, as we kept looking at each other, open mouthed, in awe at how small the world is! We arranged to meet up for some drinks in the pub later on.

A cup of caffeine later, we left Grai at The Shack and wandered up a little dead-end street, lined with two craft shops, a coffee roasters, and a surf shop. We browsed the intricate bits-and-bobs in the craft shops – jewellery; pinbadges; bags; pictures; paua shell; greenstone; etc, then had a mosey at the clothes in the surf shop. From there we cut through between buildings and found ourselves walking down towards the estuary.

To the right, a boardwalk led off around the corner, while on the left a bridge crossed over the water to a headland. Mt. Karioi loomed ahead, while kite surfers scattered the horizon on the sea in the distance.

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Our accommodation lay on Upper Wainui road, about 5 minutes out of Raglan town, and was called ‘Our Beach House’. We sat in the garden next to the orange tree, (though the oranges were technically greens), before heading back into to town to the Harbour Hotel. One of the great things about Raglan is the small community feel – everyone seems to know one another and are happy to help you out. The Harbour Hotel run a free pick-up and drop-off service, as long as you eat or drink at their pub, and it’s the same with the local bar as well. So we gave the hotel a ring, and shortly afterwards, a lady in a people carrier came and picked us up. We had a yummy tapas dinner and chilled in the sports bar section of the pub to watch the rugby – Chiefs v. Sharks.

Grai arrived with her sister and some mates, and they took me to the The Yot Club – the only bar in town, where everyone ‘goes to dance’. A live instrumental band called ‘Funky’ played, and I got acquainted with the locals; a couple of Americans on holiday, and several English people from Mount Maunganui. They all had the same agenda – to surf.

At the end of the night, the bar staff drove everyone home!

Sunday 28th April
Bright and early, we said goodbye to Raglan and headed south to the Waitomo Caves. We arrived just before 11, and it was already a belting hot day, and it appeared to be the home to some very interested wasps. We waited in a large greenhouse style structure, where the gift shop and cafe were located, until a mini bus arrived to take us and a small group to the first cave – Ruakuri.

The spiral entrance to the Ruakuri caves was built as an alternative way in, as the original entrance was discovered to be a sacred Maori burial site. Inside, the caves were vast, with a river running through complete with a mini waterfall, where people can partake in black-water-rafting. Glowworms speckled the rock like stars, and stalactites and stalagmites spiked each cavern and tunnel, with a unique limestone formation around each corner. The cave walk took about 2 hours and covered 1.6km underground.

With some time to spare, we found a cafe/dairy to stop for lunch, before heading to the second cave – Aranui. Set in the forest of the Ruakuri Reserve, the Aranui cave has a natural entrance, and almost feels as though you are entering the side of a cliff. It is a much smaller cave, and the only life it holds is Cave Wetas – large spider-like insects. Aranui cave was also described as a ‘fairy walk’, as the rock formations are so beautiful and intricate, it is like walking through a fairy palace, or something out of a children’s story.

The third and final cave was Waitomo, where local Maori, Chief Tane Tinorau, discovered the glowworm caves via a boat, with an English surveyor, Fred Mace in 1887. Waitomo caves have remained a part of the family ever since, and the great great great great granddaughter of Chief Tane Tinorau was our tour guide, which made it feel pretty special. We were led down into the caves on foot, through the ‘cathedral’: a huge chamber where the rock formations almost look like a pipe organ, and the acoustics are perfect for singing. The ‘cathedral’ chamber is open every Christmas for a ceremony, where local schools and a band are invited to go down into the cave for a carol service. The ‘cathedral’ is lit by hundreds of candles, and visitors are welcome to join the magical experience. From the ‘cathedral’ chamber, we went into the darkness, face to face with glowworms, and the shining mucus threads that hang down to catch bugs for dinner. We followed the dark passage downwards, onto a jetty, where we climbed into little boats in the pitch dark. The only way I can describe it is like the first time Harry Potter and his friends see Hogwarts from the little boats. Our boat was pulled along by our tour guide, on wires attached to the rock above, and as we gracefully glided through the silent darkness, a thousand fairy lights appeared all around us. It felt like magic, and there is no better name for the glowworms than the Maori one – Titiwai (The stars over the water).

The little boat came out of the cave along the Waitomo river, where the Chief and his English companion had originally entered.

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Time to head back home to Tauranga: not ‘home from home’, but ‘holiday from holiday.’